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May 11 2016

therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115865: [.59 Exp +ALL] Zombies Cant See Vehicles.
May 11 2016, 2:11 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115858: Vaulting over fences and stuff only works, when you look horizontally at flat ground..

just giving you a hard time, bro! lol

May 11 2016, 2:10 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115858: Vaulting over fences and stuff only works, when you look horizontally at flat ground..

unnecessary comma, is unnecessary.

May 11 2016, 2:10 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115852: [.59 Exp] Flag on Tactical Shirt.
May 11 2016, 2:10 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115836: [.59 Exp] Two Day Old Dead Body.
May 11 2016, 2:10 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115825: [.59 Exp] Civ Sedan is undrivable.

@Geez I couldn't tell you honestly. Its safe to assume that they weren't all pristine. Ive had trouble with every vehicle though. The hatchback (after finally getting one unstuck) also drives like its on ice. Again I couldn't be sure about tire quality there either. All of the vehicles are stuck upon initial 'fixing up' though. Most cannot be unstuck. Its like the tires are in the ground or something. You can almost always get the bus unstuck by taking the tires off and putting them back on and it drives fine also. Tire quality hasn't mattered for the bus at all... even with a missing or flat tire it still drives fine. I cant confirm the stuck in place issue with the sedan though. I can say for sure that when you are driving a vehicle near another vehicle (moving or not) it causes some serious business lag. Insane lag. The sedan really just seemed to be going where the hills were taking it for the most part. Had a little fight in it but the hills were winning (hatchback too). Hope that helps.

May 11 2016, 2:09 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115825: [.59 Exp] Civ Sedan is undrivable.
May 11 2016, 2:09 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115812: [.59 Exp +ALL] 5.45mm 20 Rounds.
May 11 2016, 2:09 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115811: [.59 Exp +ALL] Invisible Road Block (Giant Chameleon Squid) in Pustoshka .
May 11 2016, 2:09 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115805: When using -newui your character will spawn without clothes (Sometimes).

I dont think thats just the newui. I had this happen to me first time logging onto any server on stable with oldui 100% of the time. If you just suicide youll spawn with clothes and it wont happen again on that particular server.

May 11 2016, 2:09 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115803: [.59 Exp] Bus / Offroad Hatchback Dont Move.

whoever down-voted this report... this isnt reddit... not seeking your approval here... kthx.

May 11 2016, 2:08 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115803: [.59 Exp] Bus / Offroad Hatchback Dont Move.
May 11 2016, 2:08 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115663: [.59] Gunshots.
May 11 2016, 2:03 PM · DayZ
therealclown set Category to category:structures on T115644: [.59] Fence completely blocks shed door.
May 11 2016, 2:03 PM · DayZ
therealclown set Category to category:structures on T115643: [.59] Cop Car inside of truck.
May 11 2016, 2:03 PM · DayZ
therealclown set Category to category:structures on T115608: [.59 Exp] Fence inside of house in Bor.
May 11 2016, 2:01 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115607: [.59 Exp] My Sedan Adventure.
May 11 2016, 2:01 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115600: It is not possible to make double wheels for truck and bus..

double tires spawn independently of the single tires on exp branch.

May 11 2016, 2:01 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115567: wooden stick automatically replaces melee weapon from its "main" slot.

@joe_mcentire I understand how this might frustrate some people. I get that. But its the same as being surprised that when you chop wood the wood automatically goes into your inventory. If you dont want wood in your backpack dont chop wood, ya know? If you take your axe off your back and chop wood you will also produce stick in addition to the logs. One of those sticks will occupy your main melee slot while youre holding the axe that once occupied that slot but is currently in your hands. If you pay attention you can simply toss that stick on the ground before pushing X to remove the axe from your hands and it will go to your melee slot instead of the ground. Simple stuff, really. So what is flawed here? Sticks shouldn't occupy melee slots? You shouldn't automatically pick up any of the stuff when you chop wood? Wheres the flaw? Next thing you know people will be complaining because they have to pick up all the wood off the ground. The fact that you do damage to the axe when using it for its intended purposes (tree chopping) and not when you use it to wack somebody in the head is also pretty flawed. This is just nit picking imo. Lots of flaws. This one is a simple fix. Pay attention.

May 11 2016, 2:00 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115567: wooden stick automatically replaces melee weapon from its "main" slot.

maybe it happens because you have your melee weapon in your hands and are using it to chop down a tree? just pay attention...

May 11 2016, 2:00 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115561: [Feature Request] Set People On Fire..
May 11 2016, 2:00 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115264: [.59 Exp +ALL] Watering the Garden.
May 11 2016, 1:50 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115263: [.59 Exp] Splitting Rags.
May 11 2016, 1:50 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115262: [.59 Exp] Small Fishing Trap.
May 11 2016, 1:50 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115237: Spawn completely naked in Berezino, cannot equip clothing..

log out and log back in. you will have clothes.

May 11 2016, 1:49 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115232: [.59 Exp] Leather clothes dyed brown cannot be dyed black.
May 11 2016, 1:49 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115214: bug with fire station.

u w0t m8?

May 11 2016, 1:48 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115213: [.59 Exp +ALL] Binoculars.

This has occurred for me since the day binoculars were introduced. Maybe it is something else though. Ill try it elsewhere and ask around.

May 11 2016, 1:48 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115213: [.59 Exp +ALL] Binoculars.
May 11 2016, 1:48 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115211: [.59 Exp] Hunting / Gathering.
May 11 2016, 1:48 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115209: [.59 Exp +ALL] Ruined Clothes / Backpacks.
May 11 2016, 1:48 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115178: [.59 Exp] Hatchback Seat.
May 11 2016, 1:47 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115177: [.59 Exp] My Bus Experience.

Right on. I dont mean to repost or anything. Definitely didnt want to post 6 different issues that were all relative either though. Sorry bout the useless stuff.

May 11 2016, 1:47 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115177: [.59 Exp] My Bus Experience.
May 11 2016, 1:47 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115174: [Feature Request] Backward Hats.
May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115169: Most recent version of .59 (present as of 12/4 @ 10:00 in the US) terrible server performance.

Indeed, this lag is miserable.

May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115169: Most recent version of .59 (present as of 12/4 @ 10:00 in the US) terrible server performance.

pretty sure this lag occurs when someone logs in to the server and when a person quits.

May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115168: [.59 Exp] Ghost/Repetition of melee swinging sounds.
May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115167: [.59 Exp] Silent Chainsaw.
May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115166: Audio Settings (plz up vote).
May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115164: Realistic properties of body armour..

I would personally like to see alternatives to going to the mil base and gearing up so you can do some good ol K.O.S. stuff. Im sure the majority of us own Arma II or maybe even Arma III... could just go get your guns and armor and k.o.s. fix over there (no offense or discredit to what O.P. is saying as it does make sense). I just figure irl it wouldn't be that easy, in a zombie apocalypse or otherwise, to just walk into a mil base which is (somehow) still fully stocked and load up with your favorite body armor and guns.
Aside from that its a real buzz kill to spawn in on the coast to get shot in your back by some flowery sounding white kid who only talks to you AFTER youre dead to say something completely lame such as 'thanks for the gear donation, f*** boy.' even tho you were just trying to find stuff to make a garden and didnt have any gear other than an improvised backpack with a couple sodas in it.
Im not trying to complain but that happens 9 out of 10 times. Player interaction is dead enough. Add a bunch more mil base advantages and any new player struggling to figure the game out will probably just go play counter-strike when they do since the buy menu is much less time consuming than looting buildings on your way to the far north so you can keep up with all the TTsKO outfits and SVDs. Make it ALL rare and build on the alternative routes of survival. You are geared to the teeth or you aren't- inevitably you will be shot and killed and thats all DayZ is right now.
I could seriously alphabetize a list of games from A-Z that at least have a death match option you could get this sort of thrill from without spending nearly as many hours per being shot or shooting someone. Since were making suggestions and requesting features.

  1. less guns / ammo / mil gear.
  2. more zombies (loads more plz)
  3. more primitive technologies (stone axe / clay + ability to make containers with clay and fire)
  4. realistic plant food sources (black beans for example are toxic unless prepared properly -boiled n dried) -- red berries / blue berries? lol ok. There is no reason to rely on apples and gardens and berries cause there are cans of spaghetti laying around in car wrecks and every other building.
  5. make the wells go dry. less soda and fake beer. make drinking from ponds realistic. you cant just drink water out of ponds and be ok. you will get sick and (if everything else were in place proper) you would friggin die because you wouldnt have the calories to save yourself. How bout boiling the water? Wouldnt be spam drinking it then.

Thats just off top. In real life you wouldnt find a gun on every corner and ammo to match. IRL most of these kids wouldnt probably know how to use the thing if they did. I once heard a couple kids pronouncing Derringer as 'duh-ringer'. xD Let alone fix a helicopter and fly it around or even changing the tires out on a V3S. Total nonsense in light of reality. Point is there is way too much emphasis on all this military gear and not on what would really be happening in this situation. IRL most of the ppl playing this game would be relying on somebody else to stay alive and not even considering for a single moment shooting ppl before striking up a conversation. Only reason you would go to a military base in real life during a zombie apocalypse is with hopes that there were some kind of respite awaiting you there. A sanctuary with other living people whom you definitely wouldn't be shooting at.
Just perspective. Sorry for the book.

May 11 2016, 1:46 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115145: Hacker uses massive explosions in town /w video.

meanwhile in the whole video you have hacked ammo in your inventory.

May 11 2016, 1:45 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115139: [.59 Exp] Can turn lights on in V3S without lights.
May 11 2016, 1:45 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115138: Stuck in gravel pile east of Black lake.

unplug your internet while running against the wall. when you get the 'no message received' message exit. reconnect your internet and log back in. you will be free.

May 11 2016, 1:45 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115137: Statue Wall Breach.
May 11 2016, 1:45 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115133: [.59 Exp] Drink All option with Cooking Pot.
May 11 2016, 1:45 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115127: [.59 Exp] Human Steak doesnt give you the giggles.
May 11 2016, 1:45 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115118: [.59 Exp] Deer stand in rock by Black Lake.
May 11 2016, 1:44 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115117: [.59 Exp] Fence in shed in Svergino.
May 11 2016, 1:44 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115069: raining grenade hack?.

lol

May 11 2016, 1:43 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115068: [.59 Exp] Cooking Pot vs Portable Stove.
May 11 2016, 1:43 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115051: [.59 Exp] Cannot Skew Human Steak.
May 11 2016, 1:42 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115050: [.59 Exp] Infinite Garden Lime.
May 11 2016, 1:42 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115049: [.59 Exp] V3S Death.
May 11 2016, 1:42 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115039: Error Message "Cannot load texture dz\characters\data\generic_destruct.paa.

I get this message every time I load into a server

May 11 2016, 1:42 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T115027: [.59 Exp] 50% Rabbit Snare vanishing rate.
May 11 2016, 1:41 PM · DayZ
therealclown set Category to category:items on T115026: [Suggestion] Note Formatting.
May 11 2016, 1:41 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115023: Combat Knife in Military Boots cannot be pulled out.

I can confirm. This also causes duplication of the knife if you move it from the your hands to your inventory and to the ground and back to your inventory. Then you can just put the knife in your boots from your inventory and then when it doesnt go in your boot you can move it from one spot in your inv to another and it just dupes it.

May 11 2016, 1:41 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T115011: Stuck in Green House in Myshkino.

the trick is to run against the wall and unplug your internet while you are doing that. when you reconnect and get back in the server you will be free. 100% working way out.

May 11 2016, 1:41 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114987: Rangefinder dont work.

saw it saying everything was 7 meters the other day... 6 the day before that... anyhow, can totally confirm that the range finder is messed up also.

May 11 2016, 1:40 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114916: Hackers and more hackers.

I feel like this is the best opportunity for me to chip in my two cents that Im ever going to see. I would normally just be preaching to the choir. BattleEye is a horrible and embarrassing joke. No external program will ever be effective in eliminating hackers. It has been anything but effective for DayZ for sure. There has got to be a better resolve than BattleEye. Please get rid of it.

May 11 2016, 1:37 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114839: After "Empty Bottle" Animation.

.o. this is fixed for me.

May 11 2016, 1:35 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114830: Trowing Splitting Axe causes "inconscious" animation.

this used to happen with garden hoes and shovels. maybe still does? I noticed working gloves still turn your black characters arms white the other day.

May 11 2016, 1:34 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114816: [.59 exp + all] Sun glare at night.

anyone have an answer here?

May 11 2016, 1:34 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114816: [.59 exp + all] Sun glare at night.
May 11 2016, 1:34 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114788: [.59 exp] Hatchet animation.
May 11 2016, 1:33 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114785: [.59 exp] Can opener quality.
May 11 2016, 1:33 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114778: .59 get infected wounds from filling PET, Cantine and Cooking pot and drinking.

this doesnt happen to me. I cant hydrate drinking straight from the well or any other water source though... have to use a container...

May 11 2016, 1:33 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114740: [.59 EXP] Item despawn.
May 11 2016, 1:31 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114739: [.59 EXP] Cooked Zucchini.

right on... I might be mistaken about the other stuff but some of it is or was still saying "raw" like 'raw fish fillet' and im pretty sure 'raw cow steak'

May 11 2016, 1:31 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114739: [.59 EXP] Cooked Zucchini.

same with everything else it seems too. Idk what is supposed to report as cooked and what isn't necessarily but fish fillet, cow steak, apples, green pepper, pumpkin slices, red berry, and rabbit leg I can confirm as well. They cook but dont report as 'cooked rabbit leg' or 'cooked' whatever. Just the image changes.

May 11 2016, 1:31 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114739: [.59 EXP] Cooked Zucchini.
May 11 2016, 1:31 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T114736: Vaulting while sprinting makes you crouch..

if you let off shift and then press v to vault then return to holding shift once you have begun to vault you will not crouch.

May 11 2016, 1:31 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114730: .59 exp Fish Stays Raw.
May 11 2016, 1:31 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114707: tomato seeds not rendering in inventory.
May 11 2016, 1:30 PM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T114704: .59 exp Shed in Elektro in docks area breach.
May 11 2016, 1:30 PM · DayZ
therealclown set Category to category:playerstuck on T114703: Mistake.
May 11 2016, 1:30 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T107925: V3S can't run over players..

filthy casuals!

May 11 2016, 3:52 AM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T107896: Supply drop.

gtfo. kthx.

May 11 2016, 3:51 AM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T107701: F keys (or which key is assigned) spam while suicide animation possible.

you could spam drink before the f11 situation...

May 11 2016, 3:45 AM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T107695: cant tell if zombie survival or call of duty..
May 11 2016, 3:44 AM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T107642: Cooking raw meat goes for pristine to ruined - never cooks.

you cant put anything in the pot while it is in your hands/inventory/attached to the fire -- you have to place the pot on the ground then tab over it to add stuff. I dont know about the frying pan at all, ive only messed with cooking in the pots.

May 11 2016, 3:43 AM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T107549: garden lime vanishing trick.
May 11 2016, 3:40 AM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T107544: .53 stable fireplace kits do not work..

is it SUPPOSED to ruin food (raw meat) when you put it in the fireplace? I built the new fireplace and put in 6 pieces of meat and all of them were ruined. anyone know about the new fireplace stuff?

May 11 2016, 3:40 AM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T107511: double carry backpack.

you ever see that video where that guy trys to lift that big weight and his butthole explodes?

maybe they can add that in later.
pick up 100% full mountain backpack: bleeding.

May 11 2016, 3:38 AM · DayZ
therealclown set Category to category:featurerequest on T107511: double carry backpack.
May 11 2016, 3:38 AM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T107510: all shovels / garden hoe - throw and stick to the round (sometimes ruin gear).
May 11 2016, 3:38 AM · DayZ
therealclown edited Steps To Reproduce on T107033: Racist Working Gloves..
May 11 2016, 3:23 AM · DayZ

May 10 2016

therealclown added a comment to T96733: zombies run too fast.

add shit tons of zombies plz. the way to make them scary is to make them by the shit ton.

May 10 2016, 9:14 PM · DayZ
therealclown added a comment to T87203: Night doesn't need to be black and white colouring.

Color

/ˈkələr/

noun
noun: colour; noun: color; plural noun: colors

  1. the property possessed by an object of producing different sensations on the eye as a result of the way the object reflects or emits LIGHT.

Good Game.

May 10 2016, 3:28 PM · DayZ