LOLz! You won't try it because those things won't open a can. I'll imagine you starving while waiting until you compose a coherent thought.

You ever trued using a rock or crowbar to open a can in real life? Try it and get back to us. I'll be interested in your results.

+1 Dex Heisenberg!

I agree. In the world of FPS we call it a spawn shield. This game totally needs one.

LOLz. No respect for walls, fences, gates, and doors (nor the nature of what a zombie is SUPPOSED to BE).

LOLZ! Indestructible bikes would be ace. I'd vote for one in RL also.

Cannibalism, definitely. Replace blood, no. That wouldn't happen in RL. Can opener should allow access to brain. Brain should be able to be used as bait for zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Those aren't 'clips' they're loose stacks of ammunition.

...Considering how much ammo this game has stolen from me through various glitches and bugs, I don't see how you could complain about an infinite ammo stack. An infinite ammo stack would seem like indemnification for the hundreds and hundreds of rounds which have vanished into thin air.

Something similar happened to a friend. Solution: Have someone go to your location and kill you.

Sorry to say this is a known 'issue'.

It's been reported about 239482374 times and while I agree with you, for some reason we need more hats, rotten potatoes, tactical bacon and stronger zombies as opposed to zombies which respect the nature of what a zombie is and stop phase shifting through solid objects.

I know all about it.

Normally as later releases happen, games are improved. So far I have had the displeasure of seeing one release and the game has gotten much worse overall.

FIX THE ZOMBIES. Who cares about the hunting/ foraging when the main aspect of the game, which by the way is zombie survival, is completely broken?

Quiet is spelled q-u-i-e-t.

Nice professionalism, sabre05. If you're salaried, those dollars are sarcastically spent. I'll stop before I make more of a fool of you.

Agreed. Highly irritating.

1. If you set up static spawn points, those points will be camped by fully equipped people.
2. If the game incorporates random spawn points A MAP FEATURE NEEDS TO BE ADDED IN-GAME. Or have a GPS unit with a track function.
3. When logging in/ spawning, a player should be invincible until able to move and shoot. Either a spawn shield should be incorporated or the character should not be visible to zombies and other players until the character is fully capable of all game functions.

Exactly. Zombies are dicks. Dicks should be lured into and locked inside buildings. Then they can have a giant dickparty.