FIXED!!
Thank the fucking lord I finally got it fixed.
Simply go to C:\Users\[Your Profile]\My Documents\Dayz Profiles\[Your Profile] and open your profile file with notepad. Add this piece of code (or just edit the whole thing to this code): http://fileml.com/l/0rm
works on my laptop too :D finally a temporary fix before rocket removes it for ever. now finally able to test this game :)