what is this water people speak of! Is this some magical drink that cures dehydration? I've only been able to find 1 water source, and that's a pond.. and that pond seems to never spawn again near water -.-

Basically if you're a lucky one and you have a friend, seriously just seppuku and get it over with. I found that I literally never recover from unconsciousness and it's better to just respawn. A friend will kindly return your items.

same here, I usually hear them more often like this if you're in town somewhere and it gets load if you walk towards a wall in a building.