FEATURE REQWEST: SPACESHIPS
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DUDE.

U no wot would be awsome? If you could like carry a magic box that u throw and it turns in to a space ship. And than u climb inside and u can fly rly fast and drop nukes on ppl.

ALSO we totly need jet packs, wth.

And i want my charicter to carry a sword so I can sneak up on people to chop them in half like a samari. Make it so when u get behind som1 it says "PRESS X TO KILL" and than the camera goes to third person view and u dive at the person and chop with teh sword SWISH! and it chops them in to two pieces. And then the 2 pieces fall down.

And u shd b able to collect their bones and gif them to a blacksmith to craft in to catapults to siege stuff with.

I totaly have lots of ideas u shd use in this game.

Also i want a pet cat to follow me and you can press right right circle square circle and it turns in to a lion that can perform a 24 hit combo.

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Legacy ID: 958965674
Severity: None
Resolution: No Bug
Reproducibility: Always
Category: Feature Request

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Bohemia added a project: Arma 3.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

fbiss edited Steps To Reproduce. (Show Details)Jun 26 2013, 7:06 PM

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fbiss set Category to Feature Request.

fbiss set Reproducibility to Always.

fbiss set Severity to None.

fbiss set Resolution to No Bug.

fbiss set Legacy ID to 958965674.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

fbiss added a subscriber: fbiss.

And u cud have a cell phone that rings and ur cuzin takes u bowling.

THIS GAME HAS NO MINI GAMES! SO GAY.

ALSO

I WANT MY HAIR TO BLOW IN THE BREEZE LIKE IN TOMB RAIDER! THESE ARE IMPORTANT FEETURES.

Coding added a subscriber: Coding.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

I think this game is ABSOLUTLY wrong for you!!!

1kimon0 added a subscriber: 1kimon0.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

Samurais don't sneak up on people to chop them in half. Even ninjas don't.

Unknown Object (User) added a subscriber: Unknown Object (User).May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

I want a world with no wars.

tyl3r99 added a subscriber: tyl3r99.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

i could not stop laughing at this ticket!!!!

Unknown Object (User) added a subscriber: Unknown Object (User).May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

ok, we usually disagree on several things, fbiss, but i hope mods dont close this because its damn funny, even funnier its to see people who think you are serious

Byku added a subscriber: Byku.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

I like the thing about nukes, some seriously realistic stuff!

th3flyboy added a subscriber: th3flyboy.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

I have a feeling this ticket is for teh lulz.

dovafox added a subscriber: dovafox.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

Troll post, I am laughing so hard at people thinking that he is serious LOL.

p00d73 added a subscriber: p00d73.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

LOL made me laugh.
@dovafox: with the recent influx of retarded feature requests and considering Poe's law, that's not really surprising ;)

SnIpErIT added a subscriber: SnIpErIT.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

FEATURE REQUEST: BAN IDIOT REPORTER.

@dovafox: i'm laughing so hard at people thinking that other people take this seriously ;]

Guys to be serious , we are trying to make our requests get noticed and taken care of by devs. This feedback forum is already full with a lot of different topics. Lets not turn it into a garbage with useless stuff.

Longjocks added a subscriber: Longjocks.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

Yes, thanks for treating this bug/feature tracker like a forum. It really helps. I guess that's what you get when you open it up to the general public though.

i cant believe grown up people who are more mature than me dont get this is a troll ticket, and i like it, its like a place where we can laugh and avoid the problems with arma 3..... just like having fun at work!

MadDogX added a subscriber: MadDogX.May 7 2016, 2:58 PM

Nope.

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