I was fully geared and far from any town, so instead of humping it across the map for an hour I decided to play with my toys and off myself. I tend to keep to myself, so I don't get to fire my guns very often.
I fired a few magazines through my Mak to test out the accuracy, then spent the rest of my ammunition magdumping into the woods. Which is when I noticed something was off: my Makarov was extra shooty. When I fired very quickly, I could squeeze between 9 and 13 shots out of a full 8-round magazine (Had to double check that BI hadn't replaced the pistol with the PMM). I had enough .380 to repeat this five or six times. The first couple produced the most shots, then it tapered down. I did not think to watch for/count impacts, sorry.
Then I stabbed myself in the neck with a canopener.