My friend often folds a piece of paper and jams it into the keyboard so that he can constantly move forward.

Add a feature in options to render this obsolete.

Some sort of sticky-toggle keypress feature so you can effectively 'automarch' dumb. (I believe Skyrim/Fallout3 has something like this).

(Ha, I haven't checked yet to see if this already exists. This is a blind suggestion).

Still...