With a badly damaged Machete, I swiped at a zombie and killed it in two hits. Then, my game instantly crashed (I’m on PS5 and this happens very frequently). I restarted to find that I was dead to zombies hitting while I’m unconscious because I never got to log out. I then respawned, died of hunger 15 minutes later, respawned and lit a fire about ten minutes later. I lit the fire with matches and made sure to stand back a bit to avoid getting burned. However I didn’t stand back far enough and started burning. Moving further away from the fire, I realised that I wouldn’t stop burning, no matter how far away I was. I couldn’t bandage myself or put out the fire. I died 30 seconds later and stopped playing.

I’m not playing this game anymore. I’m putting this report up here to present a message.

Bohemia, I’m done. Fuck this shit. How can I play a game I love when it doesn’t even work?